Hitter to watch
This Jason Heyward kid is somewhat limited – he’s like a Buster Posey who can’t play all nine positions. People are still impressed by him, though, and one scout described him as “Willie Mays making love to Mickey Mantle on a speeding comet that is passing through the orbit of Planet God before the comet crashes down in the past and eliminates the Axis forces, tearing a hole in the space-time continuum and warping into the future, where it blows up Cyberdyne Systems headquarters upon reentry.” So watch out for this guy. You can’t miss him. He’s the future Hall-of-Famer who glows with a heavenly aura and shoots lightning bolts from his nipples.
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